12/02/2009

Addiction Issues

My pupils are dilated, palms sweaty, heart rate out of control, hands shaking.... I need my stats fix!! The addiction used to be under much better under control when stats used to come out once a week, on a Thursday or Friday, but with the new drugs, I mean stats program, that Doug is using now... the habit is much worse.

Alright, I'll live.

7 comments:

Moriarty said...

You need more heroin, my friend...but when chasing the dragon always use clean needles...

Bladerunner said...

I might have to make this switch... unless Doug can get his priorities straight. HOCKEY POOL first then family/work/walking dog/eating/sleeping etc. Am I asking too much?

Moriarty said...

Ya got the "jones" for your next fix!

Douglas McLachlan said...

Oh, forgot to mention - the first one is free but after that I have to charge you. Just to cover expenses, you see. Nothing you can't handle. I'm sure we can come to some accomodation.

Bladerunner said...

statistician's $20 fee is waived yearly ... you want MORE!!?? Fine - name your price!!! I'll give it!!!!

wildwolf said...

I have no desire to see how much farther behind I am getting

Bladerunner said...

That's part of the fix I need... to see how bad Rob is doing! ;-)