Conklin V Fleury - A Very Special Episode of Law and Order

The whole post is hilarious (and that includes the reference to Mirtle where I found the link), but this snippet of dialog had me in stitches;

MC-- Name and occupation.

WB-- Mr. W. Bottle, unemployed.

MC-- Please, sir, describe your affiliation with the plaintiff.

WB-- I was Mr. Fleury's water bottle, from his days playing for Cape Breton until the Game 5 loss to the Senators last year, after which, I abruptly quit.

MC-- Why?

WB-- He commits to his butterfly stance too early. He gets beaten over his shoulder, and the only place for the puck to go is right into my face. The book is out on him.

MC-- Why didn't you quit earlier in the season?

WB-- I'll admit. I had faith in Meloche turning Fleury around.

MC-- No further questions.