End of an Era

Jagr has signed with a Russian team, consequently we are officially ending his tenure as a Severed Head FP.

While we are saddened by his departure for greener pastures (he is reportedly getting $12.5M for at least two years) we recognize his role in leading the Heads to three Predator Cup victories during his long tenure as Heads franchise player.

In truth, Jagr was merely getting ahead of the game as the Heads were planning on giving Malkin the Franchise Player contract next year and allowing Jagr to test free agency.



Heads fans need no longer ponder, "what the fuck exactly is going on with Jagr's mustache/beard?"

Ponderous and lachrymose Jagr retrospective to come.