7/21/2007

You will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

"The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.

Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour."

A classic from the Onion.

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