10. Tavares' lack of footspeed in the WJC finals raised doubts about his ability at next level of competition.
9. Likelihood of having an FP on the Islanders made existing indigestion problems noticeably worse.
8. Absence of elite play-making ability to go with his surreal goal-scoring prowess.
7. Steady drop in ppg and goals per game since breaking Gretzky's record numbers as a 16 year old.
6. The fact that Taylor Hall had eclipsed Tavares as OHL overall scoring leader - and that Hall was already in the Severed Heads stable of prospects.
5. Package of prospects, including Phil 'One-Ball-Good' Kessel, Drew 'Ray Bourque Part 2' Doughty and a 1st rnd prd pick was too rich to ignore.
4. Blinded by possibility of repeating as Predator Cup Champions for a record second time
3. Further blinded by the possibility of becoming the leagues first 4-Time Predator Cup champion
2. Sexual favours on the part of the GWs GM were so mind blowing it eclipsed both his powers of rational thought and determined heterosexuality.
1. Gm of the Severed Heads is an idiot.
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All good reasons...hehe
Tavares' history of good health and lack of propensity for injury clashed with team culture exemplified by Heatley, Hartnell, Havlat, Souray, Semin, Neil, Afinogenov, Bergeron and Luongo.
#2 is against the Covenant. Please refrain from this practise in the future!
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