10/05/2010

The Shadowmen


The Shadowmen

L: Sedin,D-Vcr, Franzen-Det, Versteeg-Tor RFA, Whitney, Ray-Phx RFA, Bergfors-Atl P1

Rating 3.5

Sedin gives the penumbra dwellers an elite producer to head the position off, but things get more interesting the rest of the way. Franzen is an absolute monster in the playoffs, but during the regular season his production is down a couple of notches, that and he can never stay healthy to have that 35-40 goal season he seems capable of. Versteeg is an enigma. He flashed some offensive talent in Chicago, scored some timely goals for them while playing with a lot of energy and grit, and he'll get an opportunity to fill top six minutes in Toronto - so the green light is on. That said, he's a tad undersized, and has no track record of elite production at any level and is a mild injury concern because of how he plays. Whitney is still a wizard with the puck, but lacks the high gears he used to have, and he is now clearly playing out the string in Phoenix. Bergfors was among the top scoring rookies last year, and now with Atlanta they'll be asking him to play a bigger role. He can be a decent two-way forward as evidenced by his play in NJ, but is he ready for top line minutes?

C: Carter-Pha, Ribeiro-Dal, Zajac-NJ RFA, Filppula-Det RFA, Burmistrov-Atl P1, Granlund-Min P1

Rating:3

Carter is still a potential 40 goal, ppg pivot, but he has had a lot of downtime the last couple of years, and the clock is running out on him fulfilling his full offensive potential. Ribeiro lost the top dog role to Brad Richards last year and pouted his way through the season. He's undersized and lightweight for the second line role, but he has had ppg seasons in the past so its a gamble worth taking. Zajac lacks a high end top speed, but is otherwise a very good meat-and-potatoes pivot who can do a lot of the heavy lifting for his linemates, and in Jersey he is bound to draw a very good left winger no matter which of the top three lines he commands. Filppula is a responsible two-way center with above average stickhandling, but if he crests 60 points its because Datsyuk and Zetterberg collided and put each other onto long term disability. Burmistrov and Granlund are topnotch offensive prospects who could earn long auditions, but are probably at least a year away from their rookie seasons.

R: Iginla-Cgy FP, Kane-Chi RFA, Simmonds-LA RFA, Frolik-Fla RFA, Nyqvist-Det P1, Tarasenko-StL P1, Tatar-Det P1

Rating: 4.5

Kane gives them an elite gunner to compliment the probably elite production of Iginla. Arguably the best 1-2 puch at RW in the FUNHL. Simmonds is mediocre tough guy who may chip in enough offense to keep his 3rd line role. Frolik has been slowly developing in Florida, but the supporting cast is weak even if he takes a step forward. Nyqvist and Tatar will marinate for at least another year in the Detroit system. Tarasenko has the potential to be very good - even as a rookie, but St Louis is in no hurry with their prospects anymore.

D: Rafalski-Det, Bouweemster-Cgy, Kronwall-Det, Yandle-Phx, Seidenberg-Bos RFA, Stralman-Clb RFA, Coburn-Pha RFA, Russell-Clb RFA, Smith-Det P1

Rating: 3.5

Solid top 4 featuring a mix of offense (Rafalski, Yandle), toughness (Kronwall), and upside (J-Bo). Seidenberg, Stralman, Coburn and Russell will be auditioned for the bottom pair, but all are likely planned WD cuts. Smith is on the Detroit slow-development train, so expect him to spend a year in the AHL learning the Detroit system before he plays an active role.

Goal: Luongo-Vcr FP, Niitymaki-SJ RFA, Schneider-Vcr P1

Rating 5

Bobby-Lu makes this position a real strength for the team and he'll be expected to produce at an FP level. Niitymaki is not an ideal backup given his platoon situation in SJ, but Schneider would be the fill in for Luongo in the event of injury and that locks this position up for the Shadowmen as one of the best netminding situations in the league.

Total = 19.5

Quote of the Day

Goes to 'Lee' a commenter on Lowetide (and yes, Lowetide is just about the most awesome daily read there is, even if it is all Oilers all the time).

"I can't believe this team is honestly planning on trying to finish last again. Somewhere Mark Messier is gnashing his tooth."

10/04/2010

Schadenfreude part deux

Meanwhile, a well-placed source has told The Post that there's little reason for optimism that the condition of Vinny Prospal's right knee will improve following his enforced two-week rest period. Indeed, we're told it would be no surprise at all should the 35-year-old require surgery that would likely end his season, if not his career

Read more: nypost

Morrison a Flame

Check this out - undrafted - will we regret it?

Morrison comes to Calgary

Some info out of ED2010 to note, DC, WDs etc

Greetings from the DC:

Well congrats to Mike Getta for filling the 3rd DC vacancy. Yes - VERY highly sought after [sarcasm abound].

DC consists of Cameron in Lethbridge, Bob in Thunder Bay and Mike Getta in Nanton.

Mike Breakenridge and his Barbarians returned to fill Richard's The Lost Boys one year break.

Skype and MSN for A RECORD FIVE GMs not physically present at the 2010 ED! Still Seven GMs ENJOYED the GENEROUS hospitality of Collin and Colleen! Of Course, Thanks to statsguy- Doug

WD1 was set for Dec 5th (a sunday) or Dec 11 (a sat) tho` the group leaned forward the 1st date. KEEP THEM IN MIND.

WD2 was set for Sat Feb 5th or Sat Feb 11. As we get our daytimers set, Pls Keep these Weekends in mind.

The Trade Deadline is usually the 1st monday lineups after the nhl trade deadline. Usually the 2nd Mon in March.

I look forward to Cam, Brian and Doug draft dissection which I suspect is forthcoming.

The Draft is Over - Line-ups due Wed night - Let the Season begin. Drop the Puck and Watch your Head...

Schadenfreude

I was perusing the excellent commentary on 'Lowetide' when I ran across this entry penned by none other than our very own 'Highlander';

"Did I just read this right? Has Florida waived lw Micheal Grabner?!?

We would still have the first shot at picking him up, right?"

At which I laughed out loud! For two reasons,

1. Michael Grabner was the Highlanders top prospect pick in prospect draft, so knowing he was just waived by the talent-lite Panthers can only mean good things for Grabner's career arc, and,

2. Doug pleading for Edmonton to pick him up is almost as hilarious - I guess there are not so many struggling Oilers on the Highlanders roster that they can't use one more!

10/03/2010

Severed Heads Poised To Win Record Fourth Predator Cup!

All three of the standard oracles - the Hockey News Ultimate Pool Guide, the Score Forecaster and McKeen's Hockey Pool Yearbook - have looked at the FunHL rosters, cast their chicken bones and made an unassailable assessment of the top dressing line-up for each team (for McKeen's last year's goalie stats were used). When the mist cleared, one clear cut champion emerged - Cam Hilton's Severed Heads.

According to the Hockey News and McKeen's, the victory came over the defending champion Bladerunners. According to the Score, the win was over the Shadowmen.

Severed Heads GM Cam Hilton reportedly attributed the predictions of dominance to a team-wide commitment to prompt drafting and an utter disregard for injury reports. "You can't simply type these names in with your nose," Hilton explained to baffled reporters. All three guides felt that the injuries to Marc Savard, Mark Streit, Chris Pronger, Oli Jokinen and Sami Salo (as well as the issues surrounding Sheldon Souray's status) would be of little consequence to the Head's eventual victory. Some commentators felt that the guides may have gone to print prior to these facts coming to light but that really goes against the direction of this article so start planning the parade route in Lethbridge as the Predator Cup is going to southern Alberta.

The guides were a little more conflicted as to who would "win" the Herbivore with both the Hockey News and Score tabbing the Wolves to finish last while McKeen's felt that the Ramapithicines would be the eventual basement dwellers.

Confirmation of these predictions begins on Thursday - drop the puck.

10/02/2010

9/22/2010

Savard Rumour

And the rumours start flying...

On Tuesday afternoon, Joe McDonald of ESPNBoston.com cited a Boston Bruins team source that center Marc Savard(notes) "could miss the entire 2010-2011 season with post-concussion syndrome," writing:

The source stressed that there are many unknowns at this point. "It's not a good situation," the source said. "It's complex. Not sure how this will play out."

Bruins general manager Peter Chiarelli announced on the first day of training camp last week that the star forward has been experiencing post-concussion symptoms and would not participate in camp until he was medically cleared. Savard is with the team and is being treated.

Again: The ESPN source is saying "could." Not "will." Not "certain to." Considering that Paul Kariya(notes) said he's taking a season off to shake off his post-concussion symptoms, it's not completely outlandish to believe the same fate could befall another concussed player.

But Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli smacked back at the report on Tuesday evening via Boston's website:

"As I stated on Friday, Marc Savard is suffering from symptoms related to post-concussion syndrome. He is under the care of our doctors. Any reports that suggest that there are any other issues regarding Marc, or him not playing for the Bruins this season, are completely inaccurate.

"Also, as I have previously stated, when there is a change in Marc's status, I will issue an update."

At the Bruins Town Hall Meeting on Tuesday night, Stanley Cup of Chowder reports Chiarelli said Savard will be back "soon," which is more declarative than anything in the statement above. He also called out "new media" and "blogs" for their coverage of Savard trade rumors. Not sure which one of those Sportsnet fits under.

9/21/2010

Challenge Cup Schedule





The Challenge Cup season gets underway on October 7th with the puck dropping in 6 neutral site games, including a rematch of last season's Challenge Cup Finalists. The Barbarians also make a return to the FunHL as they open their Challenge Cup season against the Edge.

Week 1 and Week 12 are the two neutral site games and marks the only meeting between teams during the season but otherwise teams will play home and home series against 9 of the other teams in the league with the top four making it to the best of three semi-final and Challenge Cup Final games. Week 17 the league breaks for its All-Star game with the Calgary Conference challenging the Out of Calgary Conference for FunHL supremacy.

9/20/2010

9/13/2010

NHL '11

Hey hockey fans!
Not sure how many of you do the XBox 360 thing, but EA Sports just released NHL 11, and if NHL 10 was any indication, it just keeps getting better. I believe on XBox Live through the EA servers you can actually create a league with custom teams... which means we could actually put our drafted rosters in, and play them head to head.
Anyone interested?

Dan

Civ 5 in 8 days

GG freetime, please dont let it suck like 4 did.

9/09/2010

NEXUS Off-Season Ramblings

Positive thinking – the Flames will be super awesome and make the playoffs (if Iggy greatly outscores Martin St. Louis in process of this, a certain GM will be crying).

Welcome back to the former Barbarians GM! Is the new team going to be called the “Barboys or “The Losbians?? (ok, that was funnier in my mind before I typed it).

Congratulations to Mr. Chelios on an illustrious career! This guy definitely would have been FUNHL FP material in his prime!!

Anonymous sources report to the Nexus that the Highlanders planned to increase their odds of winning the Predator in 2010-11 by hiring a hit man to take out the Bladerunners’ GM. It all fell through when the guy wanted 100 million over 15 years.

Sucks to be Taylor Hall – playing for the Edmonton Oilers AND the Severed Heads, uggh… ;-) From the other perspective, both the Oilers and Heads should be happy to have him.

Would anyone be shocked if the Sedins go #1 and 2 in the FUNHL Entry Draft this year?? The Nexus wouldn’t.

A new poll states that the 6 worst places to live in are Edmonton, Toronto, Thunder Bay, Lethbridge, rural Nova Scotia and Nanton. What a weird coincidence that these are where the Out of Calgary Conference's FUNHL GMs are located! (however, with associate GM Breakenridge living in Calgary, does that give the CC 7 teams and the OCC 5 teams??)

Stay tuned for a pre-season prediction list including a comparison of how the Nexus and GM Hilton did with their pre-season predictions from last season. We’re rarely right – such is the fun of all the intangibles that occur during a season!

regards,

Editor in chief
The NEXUS

Top FUNHL Prospects

With our Prospect Draft approaching I thought I would give my annual accounting of the top 12 prospects.

1. Tyler Seguin-L Bos

The one 'no-brainer' pick this year, Seguin is most likely to end up as a center when he makes the NHL full time, but his talent is undeniable. If any other player gets picked first overall I will be shocked worse than Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi. The only downside is that as a natural pivot he's in a logjam behind three regulars (Savard, Krejci and Bergeron) and in competition with prospects Colborne and Hamill. There are no top 6 roster spots for him to jump into, so he'll likely spend another year in junior before making the show.

2. Cam Fowler-D Ana

The offense first rearguard fell on draft day because of concerns of his play in the defensive zone. Fortunately, FUNHL Gms could care less how well he plays in his own end, and only focus on the points he can produce - which are substantial. Described as a 'Mike Green' type, he is the prototype for FUNHL defenders. There is a need for him on the Ducks, but he will need a year or more in junior/minors before he stakes a claim to a regular role.

3. Brett Connolly-L TBay

A high risk/reward pick, Connolly is thought of as a fast Brett Hull. Unfortunately, he's had two hip surgeries that all but wiped out his last junior season. The Bolts are a good fit for him, but the chance he could end up hampered by a set of bad wheels is a big cautionary flag. He should be nurtured slowly by the new Bolts regime, so expect another year of junior, followed by a slow apprenticeship on the third line and 2nd powerplay unit. Will take off as St Louis starts to wind down.

4. Nino Neidereitter-R NYI

A strapping power forward with goal scoring ability, Neidereitter wowed at the WJC for Switzerland and then upped his game again at the Olympics where he was the most dangerous forward for his country every game. There is a real chance he makes the Islanders out of training camp given his advanced size and speed. The downside is that he is an Islander, a team that has a habit of turning prospects into suspects.

5. Erik Gudbranson-D Fla

The third overall selection at the NHL ED is an all-purpose work-horse defenseman. He's so good at everything his offense might be overlooked. Physically intimidating, defensively sound, and yet capable of handling himself in offensive situations, Gudbranson is one of the prospects most likely to be in the NHL sooner rather than later, and with Florida's weak defense corps could be elevated to a top 4 role quickly. Think Scott Stevens lite.

6. Ryan Johanssen-C Clb

A big power pivot play maker in the Ryan Getzlaf mold. The Bluejackets are drooling at the thought of him lining up next to Rick Nash, but the towering center will have to spend at least another year in juniors before he makes the show. Once he arrives there are few roadblocks to him assuming a top 6 forward spot.

7. Sean Couturier-C QMJHL

A huge skill centerman from the Quebec league, he lead that league in scoring last year. Compared to Vincent Lecavalier at the same age he is a top candidate (along with the WHL's wunderkind Ryan Nugent-Hopkins and Swedish defenseman Adam Larsson) for 1st overall in the 2011 draft. A potential franchise player talent, to get him you'll have to burn a year of his eligibility. Also, make sure you don't call out 'Sylvain Couturier' as the former LA King forward is currently toiling in Germany and is unlikely to make an NHL comeback.

8. Jeff Skinner-R Car

The ex-figure skater is a pure sniper. A tad undersized, he nevertheless scored 50 times in junior and has the kind of talent that can overcome concerns about his skating, or the fact he will eventually have to play for the Hurricanes.

9. Tyler Ennis-L Buf

Skinny (164lbs), short (5'7"), and unbelievably skilled (he tore up the AHL last year with 65pts in 69 games), Ennis is more than a year older than most prospects and could be ready to make an impact immediately. He has a lot of odds against him, but a top 6 forward role is possible for the Sabres, and in a short call up last season he demonstrated close to ppg ability (9pts in 10 games). If he can avoid injury, he might be a top ROY candidate.

10. Jonathon Blum-D Nsh

A moderately sized defenseman (6'1", 180lbs), Blum is an offense first guy who has had two years to mature in minors. A future powerplay QB, his offensive instincts are what will get him to the Predators roster despite lots of young talent on their blue-line ahead of him. His numbers in junior were impressive, but at the AHL he played a full season injury free, and was over a ppg in the playoffs (8pts in 7games).

11. Oliver Ekman-Larsson-D Phx

Same story as Blum above, except that he has had one less year to marinate in the Swedish league, and has fewer competitors ahead of him on the Coyotes roster. A slick skating offensive defenseman, he is a future powerplay QB for the future Winnipeg Jets.

12. Ondrej Pavelec-G Atl

Traditionally I reserve the 12th spot for a Flames prospect, but this year, the pickings are pretty slim. Greg Nemisz is the best of the lot, but barring an improvement in his skating speed he is a long shot to be anything other than a Darren McCarty type. Ryan Howse is a pure goal scorer, but lacks so many other dimensions that it is difficult to project a top 6 forward spot for his future. The rest are 3rd line checkers (Bill Arnold, Mitch Wahl) and defensive defenders (Matt Pelech, Tim Erixon), so for this year, a Flame prospect is not in the cards as far as I can see.

Enter Pavelec. He is the clear likely starter for the Thrashers, but given their enormous problems defensively, he is highly unlikely to be drafted outright, even as a backup. As a prospect though, he is about perfect. A terrific minor career, a wicked save %, and the fact he chased the injury prone Lehtonen out of town, makes him a goaltender to watch. As the D improves in front of him, the future Quebec Nordiques netminder should have a long and productive career.

9/07/2010

The Final Vote Tally - Only Prop#8 passes

Rule Proposal Voting

FOR A PROPOSAL TO PASS IT WOULD NEED 9YEAS OUT OF 12 RESPONSES. IF IMPLEMENTATION IS FOR THIS UPCOMING YEAR IT MUST BE UNAMINOUS.

AN ABSTAINING VOTE IS CONSIDERED A NO VOTE.

THANKS TO ALL 12 Gms WHO TOOK PART IN THE DEBATES AND THE VOTING!

FOR THE RECORD, ONLY PROPOSAL #8 PASSED. HERE ARE ALL THE RESULTS:

#1. Proposed

That GMs be granted the right to waive their team's Franchise Players. This shall include use of both waiver wire and waiver draft. Upon being waived the former FP loses all status. Further to this, I propose that the requirement that a team always have 2 Franchise Players be amended to be a limit of 2 Franchise Players instead.

Implementation:
To start 2010-2011 season

DEFEATED: 4N; 1A; 7Y

#2. Proposal:

That limited Entry Draft trading be allowed. It is restricted to an exchange that takes place post-slot-selection draft between only two GMs, who agree to swap BOTH their 1st and 2nd round ED picks for the current year in exchange for some other consideration in the form of other traded assets like prospects, RFAs, FPs, and/or PrD picks being exchanged.

Trading of other ED picks, or single picks, would not be permitted

Implementation:
2011-2012 season

DEFEATED: 6N; 1A; 5Y

#3. Proposed:

Initial lottery chips (baseline) based on final finishing order as follows:
First place - 12 chips, through to Last place - 1 chip

Earned chips - over the course of the season, a team earns an extra chip for every H2H win in the H2H regular season (Playoffs are rewarded with the Challenge Cup, and only include partial teams hence they are excluded)

DEFEATED: 10N; 1A; 1Y

#4. Proposed:

That a GM holding rights to an RFA at the Entry Draft be allowed to match with any available FP replacement pick or the first available non-FP replacement pick, at his or her discretion.

Implementation:
To start 2010-2011 season

DEFEATED: 9N; 1A; 2Y

#5. Proposed:

- Teams that announce they are intending to select a new FP are seeded at the front of the draft.

- If more than one team is intent on selecting a new FP they are seeded 1st and 2nd (etc.) based on their lottery rankings.

- Teams that are re-seeded are also re-seeded at the end of the 2nd to reflect the snake draft. So if Corey is moved up to pick #1, he is also moved to pick #24 for the purposes of the 2nd round. After the 2nd round lottery placement is in effect.

- Only unrestricted free agents may be drafted by reseeding. No RFAs (even ones own), or prospects may be selected. If a team is going to be re-seeded it must be with the express purpose of selecting an otherwise unrestricted free agent.

DEFEATED: 8N; 2A; 2Y

#6. Proposed:

Be it resolved that the rules are acceptable as they are and that a moratorium on changing the rules be implemented for the next five years barring unanimous decision that there is an emergency need for change.

DEFEATED: 9N; 1A; 2Y

#7. Proposed:

that we modify the current Injury Replacement rules to create two categories of IR: the current form of IR would be Re-callable IR in that the injured player can be brought back up by the GM should they return to health but the cost is, as it is now, your first (or subsequent) WD pick in the upcoming WD; the new category of IR would be Long-term IR in which the player (presumably an FP or valued and promoted Prospect) is placed on IR for the remainder of the FunHL season and can NOT be recalled by the GM until the following season. Long-term IR would not "cost" the GM anything other than the player on Long-term IR would not be available to the GM again that season.

DEFEATED: 5N; 2A; 5Y


#8 Proposed:

Removal of the last place ENTRY-DRAFT lottery bonus.

Chips based on final finishing order as follows:
First place - 12 chips, through to Last place - 1 chip

PASSED 9Y; 1A; 2N


#9. Proposed:

All teams get one chip in the lottery. (can't work in concert with #9)

DEFEATED: 8N; 1A; 3Y

#10. Mike Getta's SSP lottery proposal

DEFEATED: 7N; 2A; 3Y


Thoughts, Comments?

9/03/2010

Just a reminder: Rule Proposal Voting Deadline

Rule Proposal Voting Deadline: Just a reminder: voting on the FunHL proposals are due September 4th (i.e. tomorrow) by midnight EST. Whether you vote online or whether you've sent your votes to Cameron and me, please -- severedheads@shaw.ca and b0bc@yahoo.com(that's 'b-zero-b-c-@', not an 'O') -- send us your votes. We are missing official tallies from Darrell, Cory, and Collin... Mike Breckenridge (sp?), your vote has been tallied by Richard, however, as you probably well know, you have priority over Richard when it comes to the actual vote. I don't have to count Richard's if you do in fact vote.

The rumour is true that the goaltending stats equation will not change this year.

We still need a confirmation from Mike Breckenridge regarding the DC post that Richard has taken off and whether he is interested in taking it over for this year or from Darrell or any other GM as there is one vacancy on the DC currently (Chris, it's your chance! Chris, it's your chance! ... maybe)

Cameron and I will be posting in a hopefully joint post about which rules passed and which rules did not. Another reminder, there are 10 proposals, including Mike Getta's SSP rule number 10.

I look forward to your emails or, if not, I will be forced to take your votes from the FunHL blog.

Thanks for your attention in this matter.

9/02/2010

Since no one else has mentioned it...

I hadn't seen it in any posts, though I haven't scanned back to May/June, but as I read it, for the record, goalie shutouts will continue to be worth 3.75, which remains the baseline figure as per last year's rule and only a mild change in league wide scoring, down 0.14.